The Ultimate Guide to Ho-ho-ho-Hilarious Christmas Vacation Drinking Games

Santa’s Sipping Socials

Hey readers! ‘Tis the season to gather your loved ones, crack open a bottle of eggnog, and let the Christmas cheer flow. No holiday party is complete without a touch of friendly competition. And what better way to spice up your festivities than with a round of Christmas Vacation drinking games?

Christmas Vacation Movie Marathon Madness

Rule: Take a Sip When…

  • Clark Griswold says, “Merry Christmas, y’all!”
  • Cousin Eddie falls out of the RV
  • Ellen Griswold screams, “Clark!”
  • Aunt Bethany reveals her “special” fruitcake
  • Uncle Lewis pulls out his earmuffs
  • The turkey explodes in the microwave
  • The Griswolds’ cat gets electrocuted
  • The Griswolds face plant in the snow
  • The Griswolds’ Christmas tree catches fire
  • Santa arrives in style atop a helicopter

Griswold Family Feud

Rule: Take a Drink When…

  • Clark tries to string Christmas lights but fails miserably
  • Aunt Bethany gives an incomprehensible toast
  • Cousin Eddie brings up his Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
  • Uncle Lewis recites poetry that makes no sense
  • Rusty Griswold gets into trouble
  • Audrey Griswold rolls her eyes at her family
  • Ellen Griswold tries to keep the peace
  • Clark’s boss, Mr. Stone, calls with a surprise vacation offer
  • The Griswolds decide to go on their chaotic cross-country road trip

Drinking with the Griswold Neighbors

Rule: Take a Shot When…

  • The neighbors get into a snowball fight with the Griswolds
  • The Art Vandalay next door sets his lawn on fire by accident
  • The Griswolds’ dog Snots eats the neighbor’s cat
  • The Griswolds’ neighbors call the cops over the chaos at their house
  • The neighbor’s Christmas tree is accidentally run over by Clark
  • The neighbor’s car gets destroyed by a falling Christmas wreath
  • The Griswold neighbors get involved in a drunken brawl with the Griswolds

Griswold Family Drinking Bingo

Square Rule
“Merry Christmas, y’all!” Take a sip when Clark says it.
Fallen Cousin Eddie Take a drink when Cousin Eddie falls.
Aunt Bethany’s Fruitcake Take a shot when Aunt Bethany reveals it.
Electrocuted Cat Take a sip when the cat gets shocked.
Spilt Eggnog Take a drink when eggnog spills.
Broken Christmas Light Take a shot when a light breaks.
Exploded Turkey Take a shot when the turkey explodes.
Cousin Eddie’s Twinkie Wiener Sandwich Take a drink when Cousin Eddie mentions it.
Chaos at the Griswolds Take a sip when chaos ensues at their house.
Griswold Family Road Trip Take a shot when they embark on their cross-country trip.

A Christmas Cocktail to End the Night

After all the merrymaking and drinking, treat yourself to a festive Christmas cocktail. Try a glass of “Santa’s Sipper” made with cranberry juice, vodka, and a splash of grenadine.

Cheers to a Griswold-ous Holiday

Readers, we hope these Christmas Vacation drinking games bring you countless laughter and cheer during your holiday festivities. Remember to drink responsibly and have a ho-ho-ho-happy holiday season!

Check out our other articles for more fun holiday activities:

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  • Creative Christmas Cookie Decorating Ideas for the Whole Family

FAQ about Christmas Vacation Drinking Games

Q: What drinks do I need for the game?

A: You can use any alcoholic beverage you like, but beer, wine, or cocktails are popular choices.

Q: How many drinks should I have?

A: It depends on your tolerance and how long you want to play. Start with a few drinks and see how you feel.

Q: What are the rules of the game?

A: There are many different variations of the game, but the basic rules are as follows: every time a certain word or phrase is said, you have to take a drink.

A: Some popular words and phrases include: “the Griswolds”, “Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!”, “egg nog”, “Clark”, “Ellen”, “Rusty”, “Snots”, “the turkey is dry”.

Q: Can I make up my own rules?

A: Yes, you can make up any rules you want. Just make sure that everyone agrees on the rules before you start playing.

Q: What if I don’t want to drink?

A: You don’t have to drink if you don’t want to. You can just pretend to drink or drink non-alcoholic beverages.

Q: Is it okay to get drunk while playing the game?

A: It is not recommended to get drunk while playing the game. It is important to drink responsibly and to know your limits.

Q: What are some tips for playing the game?

A: Here are some tips for playing the game:

  • Start with a few drinks and see how you feel.
  • Make sure that everyone agrees on the rules before you start playing.
  • Don’t be afraid to make up your own rules.
  • Don’t feel pressured to drink if you don’t want to.
  • Have fun!

Q: Where can I find a list of all the Christmas Vacation drinking game words and phrases?

A: There are many websites and blogs that have lists of Christmas Vacation drinking game words and phrases. You can also find lists on social media.

Q: Can I play the game with non-alcoholic drinks?

A: Yes, you can play the game with non-alcoholic drinks. Just substitute your favorite non-alcoholic beverage for the alcoholic beverage in the rules.

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